Nick Viper is a strange, strange cat. He was over the office yesterday with his freind Todd Klute and they had some plans, some shenanaginns they were hoping to propose to the entire Society.
Nick Viper got a strange glow in his eyes when he was explaining the diffrence between voles and moles. "I studied basic animal classification under Dr. Uberpflott at the University of Hamburg you silly little candiru!! Get to the point!" Nick took a Tibet Prayer Wheel out of his pocket and began to spin it while humming, keening really. This really got my goat, believe me.
"The Society will never accept your strange ways, Mr. V", I slowly explained to him, using an odd semaphore we had worked out during our time together in Kansas.
He stopped spinning the wheel and reached into his pocket. His hand held what appeared to be the skull of a pixie, or maybe a hobgoblin perhaps, if collected in the right season. "Do you know the true use of this?", he wanted to know. "I will explain to you if you just chill the fuck out and take off that Harry and the Henderson's t-shirt because it is freaking me out. I am going to make all three of us rich. Rich enough to open Christian nightclubs if we choose!"
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
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